Valentine's X's & O's

Well, here it is one day before Valentine’s Day, but a full two days AFTER our Valentine’s Show.  Once again, our fans are the greatest, showing up to pack the place again, and bringing many Bat Virgins to laugh at the jokes that the loyals have heard a few times….okay, more than a few times.  Melanie tried a new idea: passing out cards to early audience members for them to write the specified item or part of speech (noun, verb, adverb, body part, etc) to be used to complete a Party Girl Mad Lib. Hilarity was supposed to ensue when she read the completed Mad Lib in the second set.  Result:  it tanked.  People seemed to get the gist of how the completed Mad Lib might turn out, and the nouns tended to be, uh, shall we say… naughty.  The one “body part” asked for came back as one of the two we cannot print due to our incredible sense of modesty (it started with “p” and ended with “s” and in between it had the letters “eni”.  That’s all we can say.)  Anyway, the hands-down winner for “noun” was the word “tongue depressor” and we may have to write a song in its honor. 

For those of you truly interested, here is the completed Mad Lib.  See if you can guess which words we had to make up backstage:

“It can feel so good to be bad. Do you tend to be more angel or vixen? Take this little quiz and be honest (at least with yourself).

Would you:

1.       Wear a dress with a plunging uvula line to look scrumdillyiscious?

2.       Waterski with Charlie Sheen on a first date?

3.       take office panties from work?

4.       Spread ticklish rumors about your friends?

5.       Return the leather tongue depressor you found in the ladies bidet at the club?

6.       Drink like an aardvark?

7.       Light up a/an hippopotamus even though you know it’s exponentially dangerous?

8.       Bump into a parked dirigible and leave the scene of the peanut butter?

If you answered mostly yes, you are definitely a bad spy.”
Unfortunately, not a laugh riot after all. Except the part about the tongue depressor.  We love that one.

That’s all for now!  Love you all!  XOXOXOXO  The Bats.